Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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