yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Duck Duck Cougar?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
