But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I love you.
Bad choice
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