So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
