i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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