Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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