As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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