Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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