no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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