Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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