Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We're too hungover to prance.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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