Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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