fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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