I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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