At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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what are you doing with your life
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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