You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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