The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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