I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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