my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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