found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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