Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
