I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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