everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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