Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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