I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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