we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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