There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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