Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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