I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize