Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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