i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
