flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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