I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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