And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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