Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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