Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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