if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
