1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion