There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.