They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i now understand why vodka
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings