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took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru

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(515): took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru http://tfl.nu/806s

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Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.

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He had some in his pocket. That was weird.

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(937): Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon. (937): He had some in his pocket. That was weird. http://tfl.nu/q8lw

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(561): View more from Florida

I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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(561): I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love http://tfl.nu/jtcg

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(908): Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely http://tfl.nu/evtu

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(819): View more from Quebec

Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?

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Each and every day.

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(819): Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough? (604): Each and every day. http://tfl.nu/71fx

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.

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(570): You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians. http://tfl.nu/d2bn

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(407): View more from Florida

shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.

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(407): shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands. http://tfl.nu/6i6m

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(281): View more from Texas

Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.

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(281): Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low. http://tfl.nu/mevg

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(425): View more from Washington

He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that

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(425): He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that http://tfl.nu/3z2y

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after

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(505): Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after http://tfl.nu/uja5

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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.

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(250): Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November. http://tfl.nu/s7yk

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.

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(920): No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight. http://tfl.nu/0s2q

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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him

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(801): NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him http://tfl.nu/eloy

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.

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(519): I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person. http://tfl.nu/mw9z

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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.

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(817): I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita. http://tfl.nu/fdg7

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