its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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