All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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