Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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