Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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