so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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