I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
