Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
should my penis look like a turkey
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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