i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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