last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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