you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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