so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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