Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.