there's paper in my vomit.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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