Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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