The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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