he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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