ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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